I Come With the Rain
John: Oh come on man. OK how bout this.
You accidentally press the gate and
when you have your back turn we sneak out.
John: Because today is the day. I can feel it. Today is the day you are going to realize that I am seventeen years old and your overprotection and paranoia is inhibiting my growing process.
John: If you want to stay handcuffed to your dead brother, that's fine. But your not dragging me along. Not anymore.
John: It just occurred to me today that
I've never celebrated Halloween before.
Molly: And why's that?
John: Oh, we've got a psychotic serial killer in the family who loves to butcher
people on Halloween, and I just thought it in bad taste to celebrate.
John: I can't believe we're doing this.
Charlie: Desperate measures.
John: It's illegal.
Charlie: It's harmless and expected.
They walk into the kitchen and see a trail of blood.
Molly: What the h--ls that?
John and Molly follow the path.
John: This is a sick joke.
Faculty, The (1998)
Zeke: What are we going to do?
Stan: I could call my dad, he'd know what to do.
Casey: If he's really your dad.
Zeke: This where I get my equipment.
Marybeth: You borrow it from science labs?
Zeke: I like to think of it as stealing actually.
Zeke: Answer me something, Marybeth. Why
are you naked?
Marybeth: Oh. Does it bother you, Zeke, my body? I'm getting' kinda used to
it myself.
Zeke: Not today, Miss Burke. It's too damn hot and I got zero fucking tolerance.
Miss Burke: Eat me, you asshole! I'm the
one with no tolerance, you pathetic little runt.
Zeke: What are you going to do? Are you going to call my mother?
Miss Burke: And how am I going to do that, little Zekey boy? Do you even know
where she is? Europe, Sri Lanka, Japan? I wonder what remote location she went
to this week... to hide from her great, big bastard mistake. I've taken your
shit for TOO FUCKING LONG! You diskless, drug-induced excuse for a human being.
Zeke: Whoa, woman. What are you on?
Miss Burke: Woman"? Did you just say "woman"?! I'm sick of you,
little boy. And if I have to see you peddling your little "Wonder Dust"
again, I'm gonna shove my foot so far up your ass, you'll be sucking my toes
'till graduation.
[exits]
Zeke: She got some bad shit!
Zeke: Is she always this much fun?
Stan: Sometimes she can be a real bitch.
Zeke: Casey, the only alien in this school, is you.
Zeke: Stan, take it.
Stan: No way, you're takin' it!
Casey: [Laughing and obviously high] You're takin' it!
[Stan picks up gun and points it at Casey]
Stan: What the hell is wrong with him!?
Zeke: He's tweaking you asshole! Let him fucking tweak!
Casey: Tweak! Tweak!
Zeke: How bout these? Condoms. Magnum sized.
And they're cherry flavoured.
Miss Burke: How rude.
Zeke: No pain Stan? If you come in here I'll show you some fucking pain!
Zeke: Yeah, my parents are dead too.
Zeke: Well, they are still *breathing*, but for all intents and per poses they
as well be dead.
Stokely: I'm not putting that hack drug
up my nose - It's so 80's
Zeke: Aliens are taking over the earth. weigh it!
Zeke: Just doin' my part for the deconstruction of America.
Zeke: Hello Miss Burke
Miss Burke: Hello sweety pie, What are you looking for?
Zeke: AH, Nothing important. So maybe you changed your mind about the chocolate
laxatives?
Miss Burke: Actually I had my heart set on something cherry flavoured, if you
know what I mean.
Zeke: Sorry I'm all outta those but i have something else for you.
Miss Burke: Yes
Zeke: OH yeah.
Miss Burke: Something tasty?
Zeke: (softly) Let me hook you up.
Zeke: Here take this.
Casey: Now Marybeth.
Zeke: Sniff it.
Casey: You're out of your fucking mind!
Zeke: I'm about to take my chances. I leave for five minutes, and when I come
back everyone's a fucking alien. Now, If I have to Men In Black your ass, you're
gonna fucking take it!
Casey: I say we go for the coach. He turned
Stan. He's the one. Or do you want to wait for them to come to us?
Marybeth: Either way we're completely unarmed.
Zeke: Maybe not. I might have some more scat. In my trunk.
Casey: In your trunk? In your car? Amongst the aliens? Oh, that's convenient.
Zeke: (Holds up his car keys) You got a better idea?
Zeke: Crusoe was afraid he'd be stuck on
the island with nothing but calluses.
Miss Burke: That's not correct Zeke. Isolation was his greatest fear.
Zeke: Yes, but his external existence was in no way compared to his internal
agony of the loneliness he felt.
Miss Burke: That's very good.
Zeke: Like I said, calluses.
Marybeth: This is your big secret? Caffeine
pills?
Zeke: (puts a rag on top of packages) You never saw that.
Zeke: If anyone finds us in here, pretend we're making out. The punishment is less severe.
Trip Fontaine: I'm going to ask you out.
Lux Lisbon: Fat chance.
Trip Fontaine: First, I'm gonna come over to your house on Sunday and watch
the tube, then I'm going to ask you out...
Trip Fontaine: You're a stone fox.
Trip Fontaine: Peach schnapps babes love it.
Old Trip Fontaine: I walked home alone that night. I didn't care how she got home, it was weird. I mean, I *liked* her, I liked her A LOT...but out there on the field, it was just different then. That was the last time I saw her. I mean, most people don't taste that kind of love- at least I tasted it once, right?
Here on Earth (2000)
Kelly: What freaks you out more? Getting bailed out by your girlfriend or
knowing she was adding me to her fantasy file?
[drives away]
Pete: What'd he say?
Jasper: I think he just said 'come kick my ass'.
Jasper: Do you know how much it kills me everytime I see her look at you. Everytime I hear her say your name for christ's sake? No matter how much it tears me up inside to see you with her the one thing I want right now is for you to get over your shit so that you can be with her. Becasue she needs you right now. Bit weather you want to admit it or not you need her too.
Keley: You do not know what I need. You don't know anything about me. I know a lot more now don't I?
Jasper: Well O know a lot more now don’t I?
Jasper: No. Nobody knows you like I do. Alright? Nobody sees you like I do. We belong together. We... I love you. I love you, Sam.
Jasper: You know what I'm really doin' up
there, Richie?
Kelley: What's that?
Jasper: Your mother.
Jasper: Hangin in there?
Sam: Hangin would definetly describe it
Jasper: I am Sorry
Sam: Why would you be Sorry?
Jasper: I haven’t been a lot of a friend.
Sam: You have been my best friend
Hugging
Jasper: I really do love you
Blow Dry (2001)
Brian Allen: Tony can anyone enter?
Tony: No professionals only!
Brian Allen: I am a professional!
Brian Allen: Mum! Dad's cutting!
Brian Allen: Bit spooky that.
Brian Allen: You have changed a bit!
Christina Robertson: I have missed you
Brian Allen: You were only six years old?
Christina Robertson: I still missed you.
Brian Allen: Me to, me to.
They kiss
Brian Allen: Chris it was just a kiss!
Member (2001)
Gianni: God bless America
Gianni: Be different try to be different. But inhibition wont let you.
Gianni: Have me. Hold me. Love me. Buy me, make me a member. A useful member of your ins… money.
Gianni: Hey man love your work. Fucking as hole…!
Pearl Harbor (2001)
Danny: My Heart Is Pounding
Danny: You're a rotten drunk... always have
been.
Rafe: Well, you're a lousy friend... that's a new development.
Rafe: Danny, you can't die. You can't die.
You know why? 'Cause you're gonna be a father. You're gonna be a daddy. I wasn't
supposed to tell you. You're gonna be a father.
Danny: No, you are.
Rafe: Dolittle assigned me. He wanted me
to get some... some real combat training.
Danny: Well guess what? It isn't training over there, it's war. Where losers
die and there aren't any winners, just guys who turn into broken-down wrecks
like my father. Now if trouble awaits me, I'm ready. But why go looking for
it?
Danny: Y'all pilots?
Gooz: Uh, we're working on it. There's a lot of switches and stuff. Pride of
the Pacific.
Earl: Who are you?
Danny: Terrors of the Skies.
Young Rafe: Land of the free.
Young Danny: Home of the brave.
Danny: How can I not feel this way? I kinda'
like it.
Evelyn: Oh, you do.
Gooz: Be careful with the lady folk... they
cloud the mind.
Danny: Thanks Gooz.
Danny: You know, the only thing that scares
me is that you might love him more than you love me.
Evelyn: I love YOU, Danny.
Danny: Why the hell is the US Navy practicing this early on a Sunday morning?
Lt. Col. Jimmy Doolittle: I heard what you
did.
Rafe: We can explain that, sir.
Lt. Col. Jimmy Doolittle: Explain what?
Danny: Whatever it is you heard about us, sir.
Lt. Col. Jimmy Doolittle: You mean the hoola shirts you were flying in....or
the seven planes you shot down.
Lt. Col. Jimmy Doolittle: Secretary of the
Navy gave me these.
Danny: What are they?
Lt. Col. Jimmy Doolittle: Friendship medals the Japanese gave us when they were
pretending they wanted peace.
Rafe: What do you want me to do with them
sir?
Lt. Col. Jimmy Doolittle: We're gonna wire them to the bombs and give them back.
Danny: To Rafe McCawely the best pilot & the best friend I ever knew..... Or ever will know. TO RAFE !
Hugo: [last line] All my life I always wanted to fly. I always wanted to live like a hawk. I know you're not supposed to be jealous of anything, but...to take flight, to soar above everything and everyone, now that's living. But a hawk is no good around normal birds. It can't fit in. Even though all the other birds probably wanna be hawks; they hate him for what they can't be. Proud. Powerful. Determined. Dark. Odin is a hawk. He soars above us. He can fly. One of these days, everyone's gonna pay attention to me. Because I'm gonna fly too.
Emily: I have something for you.
Hugo: You have things for lots of guys.
Emily: All this time I've been looking for romance and all I had to do was steal something.
Eversmann: Remember, we're Rangers not some
sorry-ass JROTC. We're Elite. Let's act like it out there. Hoo-ah?
Rangers: Hoo-ah!
Eversmann: Look, these people, they have
no jobs, no food, no education, no future. I just figure that we have two things
we can do. Help, or we can sit back and watch a country destroy itself on CNN.
Garrison: Good luck boys. Be careful. Remember nobody gets left behind.
[Looking at Eversmann's face]
Grimes: What's wrong?
Eversmann: Nothing. It's just that he's never done that before.
Eversmann: You okay?
Todd Blackburn: Excited. In a good way. I've been training my whole life for
this.
Eversmann: You ever shot at anybody before?
Todd Blackburn: No Sergeant.
Eversmann: Me neither.
[Trying to start a conversation]
Eversmann: You know, sunny beach, warm weather this would almost be a nice place
to visit.
"Hoot": Almost.
[Jamie Smith bounces a basketball on the
table where Eversman is working]
Eversmann: What the fuck, Smith?
Smith: Well?
Eversmann: "Well" what?
Smith: We going out?
Eversmann: Why should I tell you?
Smith: Because I'm me!
[After Eversmann debriefs his chalk on Wolcott's
crashed helicopter.]
Nelson: How come I gotta stay back here?
Eversmann: Because you're dependable.
Nelson: [to Twombly after Eversmann, Wadell, Schmid, and Galentine head for
the crash site.] I hate being dependable, man.
Eversmann: You brought your gun?
Matt: Have you ever noticed a crack in my
ceiling?
Ryan: Dude, you're action packed with issues!
Matt: This does not affect you.
Ryan: Jesus this affects everybody.
Matt: Wait, wait! Don't go to sleep yet.
We got to talk about something.
Matt: Stickers! Do you like stickers?
Erica: If I told you, "Don't think
about the colour red", what would you think about?
Matt: Sex.
Erica: your such a bad liar
Matt: yeah I get that a lot
Matt: You stupid, stupid...silly little person!
Ryan: "you really think your over nicole?"
Matt: "f*** yeah, bitch"
Talking about the bagle guy
Matt: Jesus that guy knows everything?
Matt: And Ryan has a big mouth.
Little Kid: Are we going to die?
K.C.: No. Well yes. Well you will eventually, but not now. but it's a good thing!
Ya can come back as something better.
KC: How'd you find me?
>Joe Gavilan: I'm Psychic...
KC: Really?
Joe Gavilan: No, I'm a detective for Pete's Sake!
KC: [at a crime scene whilst holding his
notepad] Well, what do you think?
Joe Gavilan: [serious]: Write this down.......cheeseburger, well done...ketchup,
pickle, nothing else.
KC: I don't think I wanna be a cop anymore.
Joe Gavilan: What do you wanna be?
KC: I wanna be an actor.
Joe Gavilan: You're gay. I can deal with that.
Joe Gavilan: Why do you want to be an actor?
KC: It's my bliss! I have to follow my bliss!
KC: Okay, maybe it was about the sex...BUT IT'S NOT LIKE THAT ANYMORE!!
Wicker Park
Lisa: You have been in love
before? Haven't you?
Matthew: I know it has only been a cople of months
but I want to make my live with you.
Lisa: Meet me tomorrow in Wicker Parc
Matthew: Have you seen Lisa?
Matthew: She wouldn't left without an explanation without some sort of letter or call. Something must of happen?
Matthew: I think I found Lisa!
Alex: It that supose to be funny? I am Lisa
Luke: She had the same name, same perfume, same
shoe size and so hot
Matthew: You don't know the whole story...
Theatre Director: you're in love with this guy, and he asking you to help him find another woman.
Alex: Dont know anything about this woman.
Alex: Love makes you do crazy things, I can't help it.